The Biker's Decision.

You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.  He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast acceleration but a poor top speed.  Eventually he decided on the second one because it cost a lot less.  After all... torque is cheap.

Correct Grip

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK, just grip it like you do your husband's member." After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."

Finger Roll

I'm going to back you into the low post for an easy finger roll. High five!