Longest Years

Q: What are the longest three years of a Duke player's life?
A: His freshman year.

The Biker's Decision.

You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.  He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast acceleration but a poor top speed.  Eventually he decided on the second one because it cost a lot less.  After all... torque is cheap.

Finger Roll

I'm going to back you into the low post for an easy finger roll. High five!