Correct Grip

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK, just grip it like you do your husband's member." After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."

Finger Roll

I'm going to back you into the low post for an easy finger roll. High five!

Frightned Scuba Diver

Q: What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
A: Chicken of the sea.