Sexist Jokes

Start Simple

Q: Why did God invent a man first?
A: He wanted to start with something simple.

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Why Female Astronauts?

Q: Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?
A: When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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Go Fly a Kite

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite, he was really having a difficult time. The kite was swinging wildly, not exactly what you'd describe as stable, so his wife sticks her head out the door and says, "Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail." Ralph replies "Make up your damn mind, last night you told me to go fly a kite!"

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