Sexist Jokes

Woman With Lost Intelligence

Q: What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced

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Snail Tracks

Q: Why did God give women legs?
A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!

Categories: Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Lifestyle Acronyms

Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I'm a SNAG." Another guy says, "What's that?" The first guy says, "That means I'm a Single, New Age Guy." Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I'm a DINK. A girl asks, "What's that?" He says, "That means I'm a Double Income, No Kids." A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I'm a WIFE." Larry says, "A WIFE? What's a WIFE?" She says, "That means, "Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

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