Sex Jokes

JokerZ offers a HUGE collection of funny dirty jokes. Check out our professionally curated categories for hilarious adult jokes and sex jokes. Set your filter on Risque and Uncensored to browse dirty knock-knock jokes, inappropriate jokes and one liners from professional joke writers. Over 3000 of the best dirty jokes will have you ROFL. Share jokes anonymously with friends or post on social sites.

T.V. Remote

Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Technology Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Women's College Sex Class

The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges, concluded, "...and remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but that of the school. When approached by young men, ask yourself: Is an hour's pleasure worth a lifetime of disgrace? Now, are there any questions?" A young lady immediately raised her hand and said, "Tell me, how do you make it last an hour?"

Categories: Sex Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes)
Anonymous

Cat and Chicken to Heaven

A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place. The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet. 
Q: What's the moral of the story?
A: When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2384 seconds