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Getting a Nun Pregnant

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: F**k her.

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Dry Cleaning

Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she took it to the dry cleaners. The man working there was an elderly man and was hard of hearing.
Monica said,"I need this dress cleaned."
The man said, "Come again?"
Monica replied, "No, it's just mustard."

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Michael Jackson and the Doctor

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."

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