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Whore and Bungee Jumper

Q: What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in common?
A: They cost the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks you're fucked.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

You Can Do Better

A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. After a few more general health questions the doctor asked, "How many times do you have sex per month?" "About two or three," the man replied. "You should be doing better than that," the doctor offered. "Take these pills and come back in a month."
The man did and a month later he was again asked by the doctor, "How many times did you have sex last month?" "About two or three times," the man answered again. "I can't understand it," the doctor continued, "you should be doing much better than that." "I don't know," replied the man, "that's not bad for having no car and a small parish."

Categories: Religion Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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Anonymous

Celebrity Party

When I was 14, I was invited to a celebrity party in Hollywood.
I swear, someone must have slipped something into my drink because after awhile I was definitely feeling Spacey.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Celebrity Breakdowns)
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