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Sheep Oh My

A farmer finds a man 'doing it' with one of his sheep and a little boy watching. He walks up to the boy and asks, "Who's that screwing my sheep?" The boy replies, "That's my Daa-aa-aad."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
Anonymous

Surprising Life Information

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, ''So what's new in your life?'' The other responded, ''Well I just found out my son got a promotion. He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive. On top of that there's someone special in his life. He just bought his new love a brand new Lexus.'' The other man says, ''My son also got a promotion and he has decided to settle down. He bought his new love a new house on the beach.'' The third man comes back from the bathroom. He looked kind of upset so the other two men asked what's eating him. He responded, ''I just found out that my son is gay. The good part is his lover bought him a brand new Lexus and a new house on the beach.''

Categories: Bar Jokes , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

What Did They Say?

"Babe is it in?"  "Yeah."  "Does it hurt?"  "Uh huh."  "Let me put it in slowly."  "It still hurts."  "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

Categories: Sex Jokes
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