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International Call to Your Mother

A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have that kind of money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room. He unzips his pants and takes out his penis. The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Telephone Jokes
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Rear Access

I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in.
She said, "You can't do this to me!"
I said, "I know... that's why I'm doing it to her.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
Submitted BY: crazy_woo

Handicapped Oral Sex

Q: What is it called if two people in wheelchairs are having oral sex?
A: Meals on wheels.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Paraplegic Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: camoran
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