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Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo

It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.
Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
Billi-Jo: Sure Billy-Bob!
Now its 11:00 at the police station...
Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
Billi-Jo: Sure Billy-Bob!
Now its midnight... and the power goes out...!!
Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
Billi-Jo: Sure Billy-Bob!... wait?! Billy-Bob thats not my belly-button.
Billy-Bob: I know... and thats not my finger!! 

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Cat and Chicken to Heaven

A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place. The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet. 
Q: What's the moral of the story?
A: When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy.

Anonymous

Sensitive Part

Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you masturbate?
A: Your ears.

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