Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:______
1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.______
2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.______
3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:______ Law School______Medical School ______Graduate School______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority______The Mickey Mouse Club ______Tri County Tech______
4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in_______________.
5. I'll lose my scholarship.______
6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.______
7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.______
8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.______
9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles._____
10. You are prejudiced against:______Males ______Jews ______Blacks______Females ______Catholics ______Whites______Protestants ______Moslems ______Minorities______Chicanos ______People ______Students_____
11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance._____
12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:______mono______broken baby finger______acute alcoholism______pregnancy______VD______fatherhood_____
13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done._____
14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull._____
15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade._____
16. The lectures were:______too detailed to pick out important points______not explained in sufficient detail______too boring______all jokes and not enough material______all of the above_____
17. This course was:______too early, I was not awake.______at lunchtime, I was hungry______too late, I was tired_____
18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course._____
19. Other_____
Grown Up Words
A teacher was teaching a class of five year olds and asked what they all did in the summer holidays. One boy said he got a ''choo-choo.'' The teacher said, "Please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is train." Another boy said he got a ''bow-wow.'' The teacher said please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is dog." Another boy said I got a ''Winnie the Shit.''
I Will Not
- I will not waste chalk...
- I will not skateboard in the halls...
- I will not burp in class...
- I will not draw naked ladies in class...
- I did not see Elvis...
- I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes'...
- Garlic gum is not funny...
- They are laughing at me, not with me...
- I will not yell 'fire' in a crowded classroom...
- I will not encourage others to fly...
- I will not fake my way through life...
- Tar is not a play thing...
- I will not Xerox my butt...
- I will not trade pants with others...
- I will not do that thing with my tongue...
- I will not drive the principal's car...
- I will not pledge allegiance to Bart...
- I will not sell school property...
- I will not instigate revolution...
Beverly Hills
One day there were four people absent from class. The next day one of the boys came back to school, and the teacher asked where he was. He replied "On top of Beverly Hills." The teacher said "Okay." Then the next day, another boy came in and the teacher asked where were you? He replied "On top of Beverly Hills." The teacher said "Okay." The next day the third boy came in and the teacher asked "Where were you?" and he replied "On top of Beverly Hills". The third person came in and the teacher asked "Where were you?" Before the girl could say anything the teacher said "Let me guess, on top of Beverly Hills?" The girl said "No I am Beverly Hills."
Most Popular Answer
Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular answer to the teacher's questions? Arnold: I don't know ma'am. Teacher: ''Correct!'''