School Jokes

Light Bulb - Academics

Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That's what research students are for.

Anonymous

Harry Potter Do-Over

Q: Why did Harry Potter have to repeat his first year at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft?
A: Because he couldn't spell.

Anonymous

Jail Cell Escape

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted. "So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

Anonymous
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