School Jokes

Preschool Lesson

A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats. One day, she cooked up several different meats and labeled them. As each student took a bite they were asked to identify the animal. Little Sherry took a bite of the meat labeled beef and correctly said that it came from a cow. Tommy took a bite of pork and also correctly identified the meat as coming from a pig. The last meat was labeled venison. The children chewed and chewed and after numerous incorrect guesses the teacher attempted to give them a hint "what does your mommy call your daddy when he comes home from work at night" she asked? All of a sudden little Joey jumped up from the back of the classroom and yelled "Jesus Christ! Spit it out, it's Asshole"!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , School Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Harvard University Visit

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked, "Sir, can you please tell me where your library is at?"
The man looked down his nose and replied, "Son, I'm head of the English department, and I can assure you we don't end our sentences with prepositions. Re-cast your sentence in a proper form and I will reply."
"Can you tell me where your library is at, ass-hole?"

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Student Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Anonymous

Sex Stimulus Lecture

A college psychology class was studying human reaction to sexual stimulus and of special interest was the frequency of amorous relations. ''How many students here,'' said the professor, ''engage more than once a week?'' Five people raised their hands. ''And how many engage once a week?''
Ten hands went up. ''How many twice a month?'' Eight hands went up. ''Once a month?" Four hands were raised. ''And how may once a year?'' A little guy in the back waved his hand frantically and giggled hysterically. ''If you engage only once a year,'' said the professor, ''I don't see what you're so overjoyed about.'' Flush with excitement, the little guy said, ''Yeah, but tonight's the night!''

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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