School Jokes

Light Bulb - Grad Students

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes)
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Experience Counts

One day the manager of a brokers’ firm walks past a new employee counting put and call slips. The guy does it faster than anyone he has ever seen. “That’s amazing,” says the manager. “Where did you learn to count like that?” “Yale,” answers the employee. “Yale? I don’t believe it. I went to Yale too. What’s your name?” “Yimmy Yohnson,” says the employee.

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
Anonymous

Get out of Bed

A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school. She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast. "No," the son replies. "I don't wanna go to school!" "You HAVE to go to school," the mother scolds. "No! The kids are mean to me, the teachers don't like me, and the lunches are icky." "You WILL go to school, young man," the mother warns. "Why? Why do I have to go to school today?" the son asks. The mother is about to lose her patience. "Because you're the principal, now get out of bed!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes)
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