School Jokes

Prom Booty Call

Hurry up, I only have the limo for 10 more minutes.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Graduate Students

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day.

Anonymous

Virginity

A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says to herself, "I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The guy overhears her talking to herself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?" "Well," the girl explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the man I love to lose my virginity." Astounded, the guy replies, "So you really love me?" "Oh God no!" the girl says. "I just got sick of waiting."

Anonymous
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