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The best jokes and joke writers!

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?

A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

Ghost Tissue

Q: Why do ghosts carry tissues? 

A: Because they have BOOOOgers.

Seagull

Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A: A bagel.

Hungry Turkey

Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?

A: Because he's already stuffed!

Turkey Note

Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?

A: The drumstick!