Religion Jokes - Jewish Jokes

Jewish Oral Sex

Q: How do a Jewish couple have oral sex?
A: They sit at opposite ends of the bed and yell screw you at one another.

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Christmas In A Jewish Home

Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
A: They put parking meters on the roof!

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Warehouse Fire

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse". "Ssh!" hisses the other, "It's not till next week".

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