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Religion Jokes - God Jokes

Yo Mama - Let There Be Light
Yo' Mama is so fat, after God said, "Let there be light," he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen.
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Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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Spray Down
Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.
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