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God being Man
Q: How do we know that God is a man?
A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.
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At The Beach
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand. "Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked. "He died and went to heaven," she replied. The child thought for a moment and said, "And God threw him back down?"
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God's Creation
Q: What is the best thing God ever created?
A: The vagina.
Q What was the worst thing God ever did?
A Put women in charge of them.
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