Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Twins

My girlfriend said "I'm seeing someone behind your back"
I said "I know, that's my conjoined twin, Michael"

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Men and Diapers

Q: Why are men like diapers?
A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.

Anonymous

Meeting Guys

I thought it would be so easy to meet guys when I got out of college because it was very easy to meet guys in college. I mean, this was really all you had to do to meet some guy in college: 'Oh my God, I am so wasted!'

Anonymous
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