Zoo Date

My new girlfriend works at the zoo.
I think she's a keeper.

Web Design Poetry

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you.

Positions

A young man takes his Chinese girlfriend on a date. After a night of drinking they go back to his place and end up in the bedroom. “What do you want to do?” asks the Chinese girl. “I’m up for anything.” “Okay,” replies the boyfriend. “What I’d really like is some 69.” “Oh forget it!” she replies, “I’m not cooking at this time of night!”