Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Flirting

Q: What's the difference between flirting and sexual harassment?
A: Whether or not the woman finds the man attractive.

Anonymous

Asian Request

I asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69 last night.
She said 'Fuck off, I'm not cooking at this time of night'

Anonymous

Head Rest

My girlfriend's breasts always look better once I've had alcohol
I call it the wine rack

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