Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Lover Luke

Q: Why can't Luke Skywalker keep a girlfriend?
A: He's always looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Odds For Meeting A Female

The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

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Perfect Date

Q: What's a man's idea of a perfect date?
A: A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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