Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Why Women Live Longer

Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Someone has to stick around and clean up after them.

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She Knows

“My girlfriend’s weird. One day she asked me, “If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?” I said, “No.” She said, “Okay, forget it.”

Anonymous

Twins

I just found out that my girlfriend has a twin sister.
I saw her on Tinder.

Anonymous
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