Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Odds For Meeting A Female

The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

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Got it All

My girlfriend has everything I look for in a woman.
Tits and a pulse

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Written By: KielPhillips

Expansion Test

Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? 
A: When she can fit into your wife's clothes.

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