Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Crossword

My girlfriend passed me the crossword to see if I could fill in the last two answers. The first clue "The force on an object due to gravity" and the second "The salt waters that cover the greater part of the Earth's surface"
Can I finish it? Weight and sea.

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Female Guitar Player

Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"

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Introvert Dating

Q: What's an introverts best pick up line?
A: Why don't I go back to my place?

Submitted BY: RyanCalvinWilliam
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