Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

French Fighter Pilot

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine! She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?' asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"

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Marriage Advice And Quotes

  • A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. - Guitry
  • Ah Mozart! He was happily married, but his wife wasn't. - Borge
  • Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.
  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie
  • And I shall love thee still my dear, until my wife is wise.
  • Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
  • Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

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Hotness Scale

I went out on a date with a chick the other night. Looks-wise, she was a five, but with her low self esteem, she was a solid seven.

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