Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Smart Phone Trouble

My girlfriend texted me "helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"
Anybody know what "ternative" means?

Anonymous

Political Dating

My girlfriend dumped me because she didn’t agree with my politics.
I’m right and she left.

Anonymous

Meet the Parents

On the way to meeting her parents... Girlfriend: 'Please don't let my dad know that we have sex. He's scared that I might get pregnant.'
At the door... Girlfriend's Dad : So, are you coming inside? Me: [pretty much flustered] No sir, I would never...

Anonymous
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