Racist Jokes - Mexican Jokes

Racist Asprin

Q: Why are asprins white?
A: Because they work!

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Shooting Cans!

A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun. "Can I help you sir?" asked the shopkeeper. "Ah, yes... I want to buy a .44 Magnum please." The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it for. The man replies, "I want to shoot cans!" "What? Cans! You don't need a .44 to shoot cans sir, a much smaller gun would do," advised the shopkeeper. The customer has enough and finally says, "Shut up and give me the dang .44 Mag... I want to shoot AmeriCans, MexiCans, and AfriCans!"

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Blonde at Soccer Stadium

Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.

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