Immigration Test

You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence. So when the Mexican had his turn he answered the last question: "When the phone goes 'GREEN GREEN GREEN' I PINK it up and say 'YELLOW?'"

Mexican Vs. Pizza

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.