Racist Jokes - Mexican Jokes

Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

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Mexicans at the Alamo

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans!

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Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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