One-Liner Jokes

Bill Gates - Lightbulb

Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.

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Anonymous

Getting Deep

I came across three holes full of water the other day.
I thought to myself "well, well, well"...

Anonymous

Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.

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