One-Liner Jokes

Abbreviation

"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"

Anonymous

Bill Gates - Lightbulb

Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.

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Getting Deep

I came across three holes full of water the other day.
I thought to myself "well, well, well"...

Anonymous
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