One-Liner Jokes

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I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking.
He told me he was busy and that I'd have to be a little patient.

Anonymous

Wise Business One Liners

  • Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others to dream. - James Anders Honeycutt
  • Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
  • Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than they do.
  • Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
  • Take this job and shove it.
  • Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
  • Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
  • That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.
  • The 5 P's : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance 

Anonymous

Grow Up

Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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