One-Liner Jokes

Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Mail Order Bride

I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund.

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Anonymous

Help Please

I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking.
He told me he was busy and that I'd have to be a little patient.

Anonymous
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