Business One Liners - There is No

• There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog.
• There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrrong.
• There is no limit to how bad things can get.
• There is no limit to the amount of good that people can accomplish, if they don't care who gets the credit.
• There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.
• There is no problem so large that it cannot be solved by the application of a correctly chosen thermonuclear device.
• There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
• There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
• There is no such thing as a "dirty capitalist", only a capitalist.
• There is no such thing as instant experience.
• There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing. 

Business One Liners - People's Opportunities

• Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
• Other people's tools work only in other people's gardens.
• Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
• Our present business is not to exchange compliments but arguments. - Robert Boyle, 17th century chemist
• People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
• People do not change, they only become more so.
• People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
• People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.
• People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
• People who are resistant to change cannot resist change for the worse. 

Wise Business One Liners

• Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others to dream. - James Anders Honeycutt
• Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
• Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than they do.
• Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
• Take this job and shove it.
• Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
• Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
• That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.
• The 5 P's : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance