O.J. Simpson to Raleigh
Q: Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raleigh, NC in the Ford Bronco?
A: He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
Q: What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
A: Hugh Grant.
Q: How big is Bill Clinton's Penis?
A: Not as big as Hillary's
Michael Jackson's Bed Time
Q: How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
How is Bob Getting Home?
Q: How is Bob Costas getting home from the 2014 Olympics?
A: He's taking the red-eye!