Q: What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
A: Hugh Grant.
Q: How big is Bill Clinton's Penis?
A: Not as big as Hillary's
Michael Jackson's Bed Time
Q: How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
How is Bob Getting Home?
Q: How is Bob Costas getting home from the 2014 Olympics?
A: He's taking the red-eye!
Ellen Degeneres' Sneakers
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers coming out? They are called "Dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!