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Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes - Celebrity Breakdowns
Michael Jackson's Bed Time
Q: How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
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Ellen Degeneres' Sneakers
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers coming out? They are called "Dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!
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How is Bob Getting Home?
Q: How is Bob Costas getting home from the 2014 Olympics?
A: He's taking the red-eye!
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