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Blackhead

Q:  What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
A:  Hugh Grant.

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Michael Jackson's Bed Time

Q:  How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A:  When the big hand is on the little hand.

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Ellen Degeneres' Sneakers

Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers coming out? They are called "Dykeees".  They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!

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