Lonely Trader

I was feeling really lonely recently, so I bought some shares...
It's nice to have a bit of company.

Showers Instead of Baths

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Business One Liners

• A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.
• A back-scratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.
• A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
• A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
• A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.
• A bird in the hand is dead.
• A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
• A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.
• A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
• A closed mouth gathers no foot.