Business One-Liners 92

• Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
• Only a fool can reproduce another fool's work.
• Only a mediocre person is always at their best.
• Only them as knows their own...knows.
• Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
• One test is worth a thousand expert opinions.
• Old age is always fifteen years older than you are.
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.

Lonely Trader

I was feeling really lonely recently, so I bought some shares...
It's nice to have a bit of company.

Showers Instead of Baths

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.