One-Liner Jokes

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A glass container washed up on the beach. Inside was a voucher for a free back rub.
Massage in a bottle.

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Love and Herpes

Q:  What the difference between true love and herpes?
A:  Herpes lasts forever

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Anonymous

Crazy

My friend thinks he is an aquatic bird.
Loon.

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