A Good Business Line

• A good scapegoat is hard to find.
• A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years.
• A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.
• A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
• A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.
• A little humility is arrogance.
• A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.
• A little ignorance can go a long way.
• A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality.
• A man should be greater than some of his parts. 

Old Farmers

Old farmers never die, they just spade away

Touchy Feely

I'm really feeling this story.
I have to, It's in braille.