Military Jokes

California Rowboat

A U.S. Navy Destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowboat heading toward the coast of California. The Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft.  Where are you headed?" One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, " We're invading California to reclaim the territory taken by the U.S. during the 1800's." The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-speaker and asks, "Just the four of you?" The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The other 2.3 million are already there!"
Nobody on the destroyer laughed.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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Hitler Juice

Q: How did Hitler like his juice?
A: Concentrated

Categories: Riddles , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Military Jokes
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Bunker Buster

If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Military Jokes
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