Hitler Juice

Q: How did Hitler like his juice?
A: Concentrated

Our Next Targets

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known Hussein family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
Among the brothers:------------------
Sooflay .......................the restauranteur
Guday......................... the half-Australian brother
Huray......................... the sports fanatic
Bejay..........................the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay................the twins from the African mother
Sayhay.........................the baseball player
Ojay...........................the stalker / murderer
Gulay..........................the singer / entertainer
Ebay...........................the internet czar
Biliray........................the country music star
Ecksray........................the radiologist
Puray..........................the blender factory owner
Tupay..........................the one with bad hair
Among the sisters:-----------------
Pusay..........................the 'loose' 22 yr old
Lattay.........................the coffee shop owner
Bufay..........................the 300 pound sister
Dushay.........................the clean sister
Phayray........................the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway.......................the grocery store owner:
Ollay..........................the half-mexican sister
Gudlay.........................the prostitute
More will, no doubt, be discovered...including A.A. Sidday, Oz weekend TV Host.

 

Military Expenses

• Starting monthly salary for US Marine... $984.60
• One Bradley Fighting Vehicle... $3.16 million
• Humanitarian aid for Iraq... $20 billion
• Kickin' back with the boys in Saddam's Palace... priceless