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Baby's First Words
A dad was teaching his baby how to talk...
Dad: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Fuck, just say Daddy!
Baby: Fuck, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Baby: Fuck!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
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Redneck Girl and Dad
Q: What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her?
A: "Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"
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Mistaken ID
My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.
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