No Willy

Little boy came into the kitchen and declared, "Mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow."

Broom Talk

Q: What did mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It's time to go to sweep.

Yogurt Trouble

My four-year-old was struggling to open his yogurt, when he suddenly mumbled, "Fucking shitty lid." My wife immediately looked at me and said, "I wonder where he got that from?" I said, "The fucking fridge, you silly bitch."