Positions

My favorite sex position is called “WOW”
It’s where I flip your MOM over

True Story

We took my grandson Alex to the local mall shopping one day, and used a 'kiddy harness' to keep track of him, since he's an active little dickens and loves to walk and explore. As we stood watching the marvel of the escalator, a teenager headed up the stairs and said, quite loudly, "Look at that kid, he looks like a little dog on a leash." Alex promptly looked at him and said, "Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!"

Last Words

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"