Jokes about Families

Buy the Mule!

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends." "Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Donkey Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Potty Training

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet.  His mother thinks he's been in the bathroom too long, so she goes in to see what's up.  The little boy is sitting on the toilet looking at pictures in a book.  About every 15 seconds, he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on the top of his head with his right hand.  His mother is amused but can't figure out why he's doing it.  She asks, "Why are you hitting yourself on the head?"  The boy answered, "It works for ketchup."
 

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
Anonymous

Diabetes Distress

My grandpa lost a foot to diabetes. Now he's 4' 3"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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