Jokes about Families

Relative Sex

"Dad," asked son, "What's that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?" Dad replied ''That's Grandpa!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Making Fishsticks

A kid walks by his parents having sex asks what's going on and his mother tells him, "We are making fishsticks." The next day the kid says, "Mom were you making fishsticks again?" And she says "Why, yes, how did you know, honey?" And the kid replies, "Well, you have a little tarter sauce on your mouth."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
Anonymous

Is That Mine?

A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while the youngest son has black hair, dark eyes, and is short. The father eventually takes ill and is lying on his deathbed when he turns to his wife and says, "Honey, before I die, be completely honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replies, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passes away. The wife then mutters, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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