Jokes about Families

Play it Again

Q: My son asked me what it was like to be married.
A: I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.

Anonymous

Race Winner

Zach says to his mother, "You know that race where the sperm reaches the egg?" The mom responds, "Yes." Zach says, "I can't believe I won that race!"

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Frankfurter

Q: What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
A: Ketch-up!

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