Blossom and Porky

An old lady notices a little girl frolicking in the park with her dog. She asks, "What's your name, little girl?" "Blossom," answers the girl. "Oh, that's a beautiful name. How did you get it?" "Well, my mommy was pregnant and a blossom fell out of a tree and landed right on her tummy, so she named me Blossom." "Oh, that's so nice. What's your dog's name?" "Porky." "Why Porky?" "Because he f**ks pigs."

Father Gay

A boy says to his dad, "Dad, what does gay mean?"
The dad says, "Gay means happy."
The boy asks, "Dad, are you gay?"
The dad replies, "No. I have a wife."

Angry Strawberries

Q: Why were the strawberries angry?
A: Because their parents were put into a jam bottle.