Jokes about Families

Girlfriend Meets Irish Mom

A young Irish lad takes the girl he loves to meet his family. The matriarch of the family asks the girlfriend, "So, tell me, lass, what is your occupation?" The girl hesitantly says, "Well, Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." Immediately, the lad's mother faints. After regaining consciousness, she asks again, "Forgive me, dearie. I don't think I heard you correctly. What is your occupation?" Again the girl says, "Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." The mother laughs, "Oh my, dearie, for a moment there I thought you said you were a Protestant!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes)
Anonymous

Eat Your Corn Flakes

Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?
Shut up and eat your corn flakes.

Categories: Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Making Cupcakes

One day a boy and his mother were watching Cinemax Late Nite, when they saw some people having sex. "What are they doing, Mommy?" "They're making cupcakes." "Were you and Daddy making cupcakes on this couch last night?" "Yes. How did you know?" "Cuz I licked the frosting off this morning."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous
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