I Screwed Your Mom

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him. Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it. The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!''

Making Men Fear Marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. In England, they had a men's club, named Bachelors Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear, or even hate, marriage. The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in her nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.

Typical Jewish Mother

My mother is a typical Jewish mother. Once she was on jury duty... They sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty.