Making Men Fear Marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. In England, they had a men's club, named Bachelors Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear, or even hate, marriage. The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in her nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.

Typical Jewish Mother

My mother is a typical Jewish mother. Once she was on jury duty... They sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty.

Joined a Nudist Camp

A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mom she didn't believe him. So he sent her a picture of his top half. A week later his grandma wanted a picture but he accidentally sent the bottom half. Knowing she had bad eyesight, he didn't think much of it. A week later his grandma wrote a letter saying, that she didn't like his haircut, because it made his nose look too big.