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No Work

Q: What's black and doesn't work?
A: Decaf coffee, you racist bastard!

Featured on: 5-22-2022
Anonymous

Exchange Rates

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Featured on: 5-21-2022
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Submitted BY: deanjchou

Seattle Divorce

If a man and a woman get married in California and move to Seattle, Washington are they still brother and sister?

Featured on: 5-20-2022
Anonymous
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